A couple things, I wore three bras to pull off her super-sized rack, but unfortunately I could do nothing to reduce the size of my super-sized derrière.
The plan, a leopard print wrap dress, kitten heels and a Wendy or ‘W’ necklace. But as always, I ran out of time so this get up is actually from my closet. My son loves to say that I dress like a ‘mob wife’, now I get it…. not funny!
This brings me to the second thing. So while I’m enjoying myself at my friends party, not bothering a soul. Some women gets a notion to ask me if my curves are all mine… in front of company. Lucky for her I was only one cocktail in at this party so my response was still a sober one. “Like, is that a costume or did you just throw that on’ she says. I’m thinking, Bitch, how did you know I just grabbed this from my closet and hit it! I did not say that but I copped to the enhancements followed by the side eye -slow eyeroll sequence.
Ladies, can we not do this to one another… nice nasty, back-handed compliments that are really meant to belittle. Being petty only shines a light on your insecurities, confidence is so much sexier!
Anyhoo… how’d I do??